*An occasional series dedicated to beleaguered celebrities. As told to Nicki Gostin. The bi... Nov. 14, 2005 issue - Seven Thin

The big news about Prince Charles's stateside jaunt with his new missus Camilla was... well, you've got us there. But at least the visit, meant to highlight Britain and the United States' "common bonds and traditions"-like high-level marital scandals?-proved educational. Camilla, typecast as a noirish home wrecker, came across as jovial and down to earth. And she taught American women that lugging along 50 frocks on an overseas trip doesn't mean you have an ounce of fashion sense.

And guess who walked the plank? Last week CNN dumped its prime-time anchor 56, in favor of 38. Cooper now gets Brown's 10 p.m. ET slot, which will be expanded to two hours. Brown presumably gets a golden life jacket to keep him afloat while he's making other plans. CNN President Jonathan Klein said the network's new lineup just left "no options" for Brownie, who we think was doing a heck of a job. Klein must be right. Couldn't be an image thing, since Cooper's the one with the gray hair. Bon voyage.

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