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Flicking through the women's mags this week it seemed to be a case of deja vu with the same old celebrities doing pretty much the same old things.

Brad and Angelina, Jennifer and Vince, Tom and Katie, Sienna and Jude and Kate Moss's drug scandal all played their part once again this week - at least there were no Kirstie Alley stories!

The cover screams "Desperate Housewives Shocking Sex Change" with a pic of the show's Emmy winning star Felicity Huffman. I furiously flicked to the article to be faced with a story about Huffman's latest movie role where she plays a transsexual - very misleading and though I'm sure the movies great, not quite the goss I was looking for.

New Idea's cover story gave me quite a giggle - Meg Ryan seducing Jack Osbourne and pissing off his mum Sharon. I would desperately love the story to be true just to see sweet Meg Ryan and feisty Sharon Osbourne having it out.

The next instalment of the Katie Holmes Tom Cruise love saga has Holmes saying she's quitting acting to be a stay-at-home mum. This is probably good for the kid and, well, Hollywood's not really missing out because Batman's love interest aside she's not exactly cracked the Hollywood A list since leaving Dawson's Creek.

Woman's Day has Lana Coc Kroft announcing she's expecting a "miracle" baby after cheating death last year. The mum of two is finding this pregnancy a little harder than the others as this time round she's getting all the glories of pregnancy mums to be don't want - morning sickness, acne, fatigue.

Rosita Vai is on the cover of WW with her long term boyfriend. The gist of the story is she's in love, he's in love, they're both very happy and are likely to get married and have babies at some point.

McLeod's Daughters star Aaron Jeffrey has been charged with assaulting his wife and threatening to kill her - she's left him. Dancing With The Stars judge Brendan Cole lost his temper with a cameraman after getting voted off the British version of the show, and of course Russell Crowe, our most famous angst ridden star, has been arguing publicly with his Mrs.

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